Rules of the Road

This is a series for you, my dear children. All those lectures I intend to deliver in a tender, meaningful yet solemn manner one day. Things and lessons I learned the hard way growing up.

Now you will have them for eternity to ignore. Because you will. It's what teens do usually. But even if you can take some small comfort or cue from these and save yourself the trouble of learning it through mistakes and errors of your own, I've done my job.