The Peanut Dictionary

Peanut has many interesting ways of describing things. Her massacring of words is both common and downright adorable. Hence a desire to preserve them.

Stove = her stepstool. Or it can mean the actual stove. Depends on usage.

Eskimo/alligator = escalator.

The bed dogs night = the bed bugs bite

roast beef isle = produce aisle (from the Veggie Tales theme song)

Beauty and the Beast = Sleeping Beauty. The real Beauty and the Beast is referred to as 'Belle'.

It's crazy what her mind comes up with. We'll see what happens next.